Don’t get nervous, I’m not talking about Alyssa Milano. Rather, I am referring to the restaurant in Georgetown, supposed target of the Iranians who were after the Saudi ambassador, who frequented the place along with all the other beautiful people. You can read more at TWS.
Assuming this is the case (some say the whole restaurant angle was fictional in the plotting), we should consider two points: (1) What is it about places with mediocre food that nonetheless become celebrity magnets? (2) Remember those Alyssa Milano Teen Steam exercise videos? They had the feel of a cheap ’80s porno without the porno. Or so I’ve been told.