According to Jason Wilson in Boozehound: On the Trail of the Rare, the Obscure, and the Overrated in Spirits, there are more than 500 different flavors of vodka. I imagine by next year there will be at least 600, if not more. Godiva has one that’s (obviously) chocolate-flavored. Other varieties of late include cucumber, wasabi, and chipotle-pear. But now there’s one that opens the door to all sorts of possibilities—truly terrifying possibilities. (Thanks to Sonny Bunch for the link.)